Something in the water?

20 days with no soft drinks! Madness, Madness I say! Honestly I've never felt better and It has been much easier than I anticipated it would be. I've already lost 8lbs, I've had fewer headaches and my member has grown by 4 inches. God bless America.

The Vandergriff Vultures

So it appears that I am indeed going to have to purchase a car. And low and behold I found one. I found a nice little 03, Jetta with semi high miles on it in my price range(under $10,000). I'm thinking to myself, "surely the gods must smile down on me today!". But alas, after a series of unfortunate events I find myself strong armed by the fascist sales crew of Vandergriff Auto. and test driving an 07, honda civic which is about 8k more than I had expected to pay for a car. The payments set on the honda are a little bit higher than what I want to pay but they are doable. So it looks like I'll be forced into new living accomadations by the Vandergriff Vultures. Home sweet home...A.K.A. The DFW Airport. As my old dirtbag guitar player says, "doing that same damn mundane job that I think I'm the best at." END TRANSMISSION

The Automotive Blues

Here I sit at home after calling in sick to work. I think my car is completely fucked and this is no good as I can't afford to get into another car note at this time. I'm flying up to Nashville(again...) on wednesday to pick up my heart and soul, she doesn't know it, but she makes all of the darkness in my life recede to the corners when she is near.Thats all I've got for now. No sleep till Brooklyn.